Allison: Someone told on me at school today.
Me: Oh, really? What did you do?
Allison: I told on someone.
Me: You just said someone told on you.
Allison: She did.
Me: But then you said you told on someone.
Allison: I did!
Me: I'm confused.
Allison: Mommeeeee!
Me: What did you do again?
Allison: I told you! I told on someone.
Me: Ahh....because she told on someone?
Allison: Yes.
Me: Who told on you?
Allison: Helena.
Me: Because you told on....?
Allison: Veronica.
Me: I'm with you now. So what did Veronica do that you told on her about?
Allison: She told on someone.
Me: Okay just hold on a minute. You told on Veronica because she told on someone? And then Helena told on you for telling on Veronica....for telling on someone?
Allison: That's what happened.
Me: You think ya'll should stop telling on each other for silly reasons?
Allison: Actually, Helena called me a tattletale. And she told on me.
Me: She called you a tattletale and she told on you?
Allison: Yes. I didn't think it was very nice.
Me: Who was Veronica telling on again?
Allison: I don't really remember.
Me: What did they do?
Allison: I'm not sure.
Me: But you're sure she shouldn't have told.
Allison: Well, calling people tattletales isn't good...but neither is telling.
Me: Right.