Ya'll have to read this.

Here's the link to a blog by a nun. A very smart nun with a sharp tongue and a wicked sense of humor. If you get out of line, she'll probably rap your knuckles with a ruler but you won't mind because you'll be laughing at what she just said.

From her current post, a summary of the story of St. Agnes.

St. Agnes was one of many virgin martyr saints with roughly the same story. Girl finds Jesus. Girl vows virginity. Boy wants to marry girl. Girl refuses. Girl is tortured to death. Girl goes straight to heaven.

Not as cheery as a musical, but it does have a happy ending.

You should go read it.