Fist hurt!

Often when I try to teach her something (like how to do a somersault) she invents her own version, something all her own that she knows how to do, and she'll teach it to me (as in...somerkaut*).

Anyway, this one time I was teaching her to do a fist bump and she decided that no, we shouldn't do that. We should do a fist hurt.

In her own words, Allison will now describe to you fist hurt.

A fist hurt is something that you do when you want to do it. And you have to make a fist and then smash each other with a fist. When you do the fist hurt it hurts.

So, essentially, Allison argues that the fist hurt is rather like a fist bump, except instead of gently bumping knuckles one to another, you punch as hard as you can. And it hurts. Bonus points for popping knuckles.


*Joe and I had a long discussion the other day about how to spell somerkaut. I was for somerkott but he insists it should mirror somersault. He's right. Somerkaut it is. I'm not going to describe it. It's silly.